Funny Pictures Animals With Quotes Cartoon
These funny animal captions will hopefully make everyone laugh out loud! You'll love reading these captions as much as I loved writing them. They're that spectacular. If a picture says a thousand words, a funny caption says ten thousand right?….right?! Never mind. I like to write funny captions and I hope you like it too! 'Cause there are more of those babies coming your way!
• I have 99 problems and being a cute dog is one of them.
• How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? You're gonna need a ladder!
• A dog may be man's best friend, but a book is a man's best friend.
• "A house is not a home without a pet"
• Wine + Dog = Happy Human.
• I am the best. You can quote me.
• I'm not weird. I'm limited edition 😸🐶
• Laughter is sunshine, it chases winter from the human face.
• My aunt named me after a character in the novel, "The Great Gatsby." My name is Daisy.
• Never tell a panda that you are hungry.
• no matter how you feel. Get up, dress up and show up.
• Looking at you, 2020. 👀
• Happiness is the new black 🐾
• Anyone else feel like they could use a few more hours of sleep? 💤 😴
• A beach family is like a family of animals. Funny Animal Captions for Funniest Photos
• Happiness is a warm puppy. Charlie Brown ✌
• I'm very proud of my goldfish. His name is "Chompers." He taught himself how to do tricks. Pretty cool, huh?
• I think we just found your spirit animal.
• When your dog is a foodie.
• Studying is hard. Petting a kitten is so much easier 🐱
• A baby owl falls out of a tree. It looks up and says, "Oh no!"
• Please ignore the slobber.
• You can never have too many friends 🐶💕
• Didn't want you to miss out on this 🐶🐶💕
• Want to hear a joke? Just kidding, I don't have any jokes.
• #TheOffice #Toby #QuoteOfTheDay: "I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them." — Andy Bernard
• This is my best side.
• If you can't be kind, be quiet.
• The best kind of friend is a dog. ☀🍂
• What a frisky pup 👀👃🏾
• When you are in a bad mood, just look at the pandas. they are still cute and silly.
• If only I could get the same level of enthusiasm going for a workout that this cat has for pancakes.
• "I like to hang with my friends, and sometimes I just hang by myself."
• Remember that tree you planted last year? Well, it's remembering you right now.🌲
• We've only got one life. Let's live it outside 🌳
• You can only make a good impression once, so make it count.
• I'm not fat, I'm just fluffy.
• Catching this week like… 🏈💥
• Fancy a cup of tea?
• Wine not?
• People who say they don't like animals have never met a cat.
• The best workout partner is your pet. #dogsarelife
• Otterly adorable.
• I didn't choose the paw life, the paw life chose me." – Unknown
• Animals are such agreeable friends – they ask no questions; they pass no criticisms.🐱
• Sandy paws only, please
• You can't buy happiness but you can rescue it.
• Make it rain catnip.
• "The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." —Ernest Menaul
• It's the weekend, let's get this party started…I'll bring the treats 💕
• Got that Friday feeling.
• I'm out for a run. BRB.
• I can't believe we're clapping for the same thing.
• And suddenly, all the love songs were about you.
• The real meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. – Nelson Henderson
• A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. —Josh Billings
• Cats don't care. They know they're awesome.
• Cats are like potato chips—you can't have just one.
• Lions and tigers and elephants, oh my. 🦁🐯🐘
• One who purrs and one who bites, but both have my heart.
• A dog wags its tail with its heart
• One day, I'll be the most handsome fella in the heritage.
• Back off man, I'm a scientist
• You gotta fight for your right to sunbathe. 🏖️
• This is what you call a close shave.
• The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.
• He knows. He knows everything.
• The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk.
• The best feeling you can get on a run is to finish and know that you pushed yourself to go farther than you thought you could.
• Dogs just wish they could go fishing more often. The limit does not exist.
• "How to exercise your cat: 1. Drag your finger across the tablet, 2. Cat jumps at it, 3. Repeat until tired, 4. Give cat a treat." -unknown
• He's not just a pet. He's my wingman.
• Happiness is a warm puppy.
• "The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too." ~Samuel Butler
• Happiness is a warm puppy 🐶
• You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. – Dr. Seuss
• We'll always be best friends, right? Right. 🐶
• A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself.
• Barking up the wrong tree.
• A dog has the soul of a philosopher. – Plato
• Love is friendship set to music. — Jackson Pollock
• Life should not only be lived, it should be celebrated. – Osho
• I'm not a procrastinator. I'm just really good at finding things I can do while putting off the things I should be doing.
• Don't just fly, SOAR.
• A dog has no use for fancy cars, big homes, or designer clothes. A waterlogged stick will do just fine. A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor, clever or dull, smart or dumb. Give him your heart and he'll give you his."
• This dog and cat are BFFs 🐶 🐱.
• I'm going to let him finish, but… #dogsofinstagram
• Having a ruff day? Here, have some puppy love.
• A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
• You make a cute couple!
• Life is better with a dog.
• "If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them." ― Phil Pastoret
• Friendship isn't a big thing. It's a million little things.
• Come on! Don't be like that.
• Catching some shut-eye. 🐶
• Love yourself today, tomorrow and forever with no limitations.
• "It's not hard to decide what you want your life to be about. What's hard, she said, is figuring out what you're willing to give up in order to do the things you really care about." ― Cheryl Strayed
• "If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much." ― Mark Twain, The Wit and Wisdom of Mark Twain
• Animals are such agreeable friends—they ask no questions; they pass no criticisms.
• The only thing better than meeting a new friend is having a fur-ever one. 🐶
• Give me your catnip and no one gets hurt.
• The dog is the god of frolic. -Henry Ward Beecher
• It's Friday, but Saturday I'm in love.
• The only thing better than a nice rainy day is nice juicy steak. And I would add a fried egg on top, because that's how I roll!
• You can't keep up with me.
• 'Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things 🐶'
• "A meow massages the heart" – Stuart McMillan
• I love you this much.
• Don't put the key to happiness in someone else's pocket. ~Unknown
• When life gives you lemons… make lemonade 🍋 🐶
• The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.
• For when you're not sure if that's a real dog or a fluffy bear 🐶
• A dog will teach you unconditional love. If you can have that in your life, things won't be too bad.🐶
• I'm not just a dog, I am a lady.
• "I'm not a puppy anymore, but I still like to play." —Frido Puppy
• "The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated."~ Mahatma Gandhi
• It's true, I'm like a cat. Curious and unafraid to get in trouble.
• There is nothing more calming than watching some content otters
• The dog bed is now mine. I call it the throne of fluff.
• "don't judge my pug and I won't judge your kids",
• I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
• 🐶: "It would be so awkward if we tried to high-five and miss." 🐱: It would also be awkward if we tried to kiss. 🐶: True.
• 👉🏼That's what friends are for. 👈🏼
• I may be small, but I'm mighty.
• I never let anyone wipe their feet on me.
• Look at this man and his dog laying in bed. If that isn't a feel-good photo, I don't know what is.
• Someone said my humans were taking me to the vet. So I knocked over the trashcan and hid in it.
• Dogs are like potato chips. You can't have just one. #potatochipforlife
• They say money talks. I was just telling a cat to get off the couch and she said, "Who do you think you're talking to?"
• Happiness is a day at the beach with your dog.
• My cat just woke me up by puking on my face. If that doesn't mean I'm loved, I don't know what does.
• I swear I always have the best ideas. *takes a selfie with my cat*
• Even the most domesticated dogs are more wild than we can imagine.
• I've always been told I'd go far in life—someone just left out exactly how far! 😉😂
• When you're looking for trouble but you can't find it.
• "Happy people don't have the best of everything, they just make the best of everything." -Unknown
• You don't have to be a dog to feel unconditional love.
• pets for life!
• Quiz: Are you a dog person or a cat person? 🐶 🐱
• If you don't have an Instagram, it's like you don't exist.
• The worst part of having a little sister is that she grows up and finds out.
• Wedding photographer: smile for the camera‼️
• Cat-titude: "They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." ― Benjamin Franklin
• Legend says if you rub my belly I'll give you a penny.
• What's a snow leopard?
• Wherever you go, i will be there for you 🐶
• "Life isn't perfect but your hair can be." -Unknown
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. – Benjamin Franklin
• Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. -Steven Wright
• No one who is full of joy and smiles will ever be excluded.
• Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see a shadow.
• Don't trust anyone who doesn't like cats and dogs.
• "Animals are my friends…and I don't eat my friends." — George Bernard Shaw
• What's a puppy's favorite food? A purrito!
• If you have a dog, I must pet them. If you have food, I must sniff it.
• Just that one time when I was chasing squirrels and then I tripped over my own feet…😂🐶
• 'Haters gonna hate, pups gonna pup' 🐶
• Can't see the turtle.
• I only wish I had six more legs to give you a dozen of me.
• Laugh every day. It's literally like a workout for your cheeks. 🐶
• Those who meow loudly often have nothing to say.
• What I love most about my home is who I share it with. –TAD WILLIAMS
• It's a pretty wonderful thing to have things you love.
• When the food is finished, I will throw it on the floor.
• My heart just melted
• Hakuna Moscato, it means wine o'clock. 🐢
• Sometimes I just sit around and wonder what life would be like, if I was a dog.
• Animals are such agreeable friends…
• A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
• the perfect place to bring your pup is the park 🐶.
• Don't ask me what I'm thinking. I'm not a cat.
• That moment when the dog is just a little too excited to see you.
• I don't always take a nap, but when I do, it's the prettiest one in town.
• Life is short, lick the bowl. #TacoTuesday
• It's Friday. Time to get weird.
• Yeah, the world is a little crazy right now!😂😁
• Be strong, brave and smart… 😉🐕
• When you're too tired to cook.
• I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.
• It's about time for our closeup.
• "There's no use in trying," she said: "'I can't believe it,' said Alice.
• Who else loves dogs? We have some awesome clothes for you! Get a dog or be lonely?
• The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too. 😜
• "Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function."
• The best thing about a rainy day is that you get to spend it with a cat.
• "Mammals can't fly. We've covered this extensively, right?"
• Sharing is caring. But only if you share your fries!
• This is the cutest thing I've ever seen ☺️
• I'm in a cute overload.
• At first, I was afraid. I was petrified. 🐍
• If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
• Don't act like you're not impressed.
• Be careful out there!
• I found the inspiration I needed to keep working. Here's the mug to match…..
• I'm ready for my close-up 🐝
• Go wild for a while.
• Some people say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. Obviously, they've never been to a pet store.
• "I've always been more of a dog person. Until one day, I thought to myself, 'I could do with a little less personality in my pets'."
• Me when my human tells me we are going to the vet:
• It's good to be a fountain of affection. #dogquote
• They're really dog-gone cute 🐶 #doggoals 💚
• Meet my new sloth friend, he's dreaming of a world where everybody has a bagel as big as his and where we all live in harmony.
• Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
• Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
• Everybody seems to have a clear image of how a cool guy looks. But when you ask anybody to characterize what the attitude of a cool guy is, they always struggle to answer.
• I hope we're friends until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the crap out of people
• Mean people need a reality check. If you're nice to them, they won't know what to do!
• It's over 9,000! 🐹
• The adorable critters of the animal kingdom 🐰🐶😻
• A dog is the only thing on earth that love you more than he loves himself. 🐶
• The only thing that feels better than a big belly laugh is the one that comes from your dog 🐶😋
• Happiness is a warm puppy. – Charles M. Schulz
• "The only thing I can expect from a cat is that it will do exactly what it wants to do." – John Steinbeck
• A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself – Josh Billings
• If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.
• When you've been trying to get your friend to come on a hike with you all summer: "Come on!! It'll be fun!!"
• What's life without a little roar?—anonymous
• Holy moly guacamole! 👀
• The better to hug with 🤗❤
• You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. 🦁🐴
• These are my favorite pair of glasses.
• I am not fat, I am just easier to see.
• Funny thing about animals is that they can't talk back.
• Furry friends are the best kind of friends 🐶
• Dogs are my favorite people.
• Seizure Doggo 🐶: I may look like I'm having a seizure, but in reality I'm just guarding your food.
• "I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult." — Rita Rudner
• its so cute when you find one of your friend dressed like you
• All you need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!
• Nothing tastes as good as meow feels.
• I must destroy you with hugs and kisses🐾
• It's the little things in life that bring the most joy! 🌼
• I'm gonna live forever…or die trying. 😉
• Borrowed this one from the ancients. It's a purrfect life advice: Be like a cat, and you'll always land on your feet.
• How can this be wrong if it feels so right?🐶
• An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough.
• When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But when life gives you a puppy, buy a ball!
• A little kitten, a little bird and a little puppy walk into a kitchen. Said no one ever.
• A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. – Josh Billings
• Crafting the perfect "fetch" caption. 🐶
• Make way for the animal crossing! 🐻🦆👀
• What if cats are actually superheros.
• You know you're in love when you don't want to fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. – Dr. Seuss Did you know that penguins can jump 6 feet in the air? 🐧
• Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring–it was peace.
• "When my boss told me to have a good day, I went home." – Unknown
• Zoomies are worth the cleanup.
• When people ask me what my favorite food is and I say cake, they look at me funny. Is that funny to you?
• I'm not saying you're an idiot, but if I asked you how does the brain work, how would you answer?
• Don't worry, it's just a little fall.
• Waking up on Monday like…
• Having a ruff day?
• Dogs are smart. They can sense your true self.
• "The best therapist has paws." — unknown
• You can't buy love, but you can rescue it.🐶
• Make like a squirrel and hoard all the nuts.
• "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you."
• Like, who can resist the majesty of a majestic koala?
• This is the oldest I've ever been, yet the youngest I'll ever be. It's called puppyhood
• Sometimes I wonder what I have done to deserve such nice friends like you.
• First of all, you're using way too many big words. Second of all, why is your paw on my keyboard?
• I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. -Gerard Way
• This is why I'm grumpy.
• When you're just not sure what's going on around here. 🤷♀️🐱
• some day you are going to be old…and remember these moments
• I think I'm allergic to Mondays.
• If animals told jokes, this is what they'd be.
• A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
• Small dog, big joy.
• Wine cat is here to make all your quarantine dreams come true.
• They say "Owning a dog is like having a toddler for 12 years." More like 24. Am I right? 😉
• Cat naps, endless cuddles, and purrs for days. I do love cats!
• "A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself." ― Josh Billings
• Life is better when you're laughing!
• Cats have staff.
• Enjoy your Friday night, I'm in bed and Netflix is my best friend.
• "If you come as a friend, you will probably leave as a family member."
• A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
• I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true 🧞♂️
• A dog has the soul of a philosopher. ~Plato
• When you think you're the first one finished with your exam when the professor says, "Turn in your paper after I have said, 'Happy Thanksgiving'".
• "I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive."― Gilda Radner
• There's nothing like a little kitty cat stare down to start your day off right.
• "People who hate cats will come back as mice in their next life." ― Faith Resnick
• Play it cool, but never be too cool for this cat. 😉
• I hope you're having a really good day, because I don't know if I can handle cuteness like this! 😍😍😍
• Happiness is a day at the dog beach.
• My slippers are so impatient. They always bark at the door and run in circles when they have to go out.
• We don't do matching pajamas around here. I'm sleep-fashion independent, thanks.
• You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.-Dr. Seuss
• Three words: Summer. Vaca. Now!
• That moment when you realize you're the parent now 😂🐶
• A smile is a curve that sets everything straight ✨
• The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. 🐭
• Whisper words of wisdom, let it be.
• Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. -Victor Kiam
• Your pet might be the only one that loves you more than you love yourself.
• I should be working, but I'll just pet my cat on the head instead." -what every cool cat would say.
• "I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul." ― Jean Cocteau
• Pets, like their owners, tend to do strange things.
• Beware of the dog. Or in this case, the cat. My cat is very mean. 😋
• If a dog was the teacher you would learn stuff like, "sit", "stay" and "roll over".
• Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget.
• Spend time with people who make you see the world differently.
• You may be fat, but you'll never be dog-sitting-in-a-sidecar fat 🐶🛵
• Sometimes the smallest things take up the most room in your heart. ❤️
• I'm busy gathering information and I will get back to you as soon as the necessary paperwork has cleared.
• One small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
• Walking into my room thinking I'll just grab some clothes then leave but instead I think: 🤷♀️
• We're pretty sure this raccoon just said, "Take me with you."
• I am a strong independent cat with not a care in the world.
• Dogs are like potato chips, you can't have just one.
• A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. 🐶
• How do you know when your cat is asleep? Wait ten minutes and watch the tail.
• Cool story, bro.
• Accomplishments you can be proud of: ✅ Pay rent ✅ Clean apartment ✅ Take a nap on the counter.
• We had such a fun time at the beach! Wishing we were still there 😎
• Deer, we're friends, right? Wrong.
• Don't sweat the small stuff. You're a lot smaller than you think. 🐭
• Hang in there, baby. ❤️🐱
• Does anybody know what an eel is? This guy is doing a great job.
• You don't say!
• "The best way to do your homework is in a graveyard."
• Related to cats, good at life.
• With great power comes great cuteness.
• Happiness is when someone you love looks at you, and then they see the doggo behind you
• "If you hold a cat by the tail, you learn things you cannot learn any other way." – Mark Twain
• Why cry over spilt milk when you could meow about it?
• The animals are motivated to do good this week, #NoDisposables 🌎
• Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm in love, but not with you. 🌹💙
• I tried sharing a banana once. It didn't work out.
• "Anyone can be cool, but awesome takes practice." -Lorraine Peterson
• That look when you forget your keys and the door is locked. 😐
• When you're having a great time at the party, but you have to hit the hay. 🐾
• Stay cool. 🐾
• I'm allergic to mornings of any kind.
• Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today 🐶 🐱
• Life is short. Spend it with animals. 🐶
• If you see this dog at the park, tell him to get his own squirrel.
• The best cure for a rainy day is to shake off the water, roll in the mud then run around like crazy! #labradorretriever #justdog #loveourpet
• A dog is the only thing in the world that loves you more than you love yourself.
• The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother – and they'll settle for a puppy.
• Puppies are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. – Bettina Eddie
• I'm not saying I'm a cat lady, but I can't remember the last time I didn't have a cat in my arms. — beadybunny
• Cats are like potato chips. You can't have just one.
• He is my most beloved friend and my bitterest rival, my confidant and my betrayer, my sustainer and my dependent, and scariest of all, my equal. #BestFriendsForever 🐶😂
• If you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second. – Johnny Depp
• here a frog and there a frog, everywhere a frog frog.
• Me: What do you mean I can't eat your leftovers?
• Love is a four legged word.
• The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing. – Socrates
• Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. -Confucious
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